1/6/07

We heard the Master's Calling!!!


Ok, have you ever heard about Mac Gyver? If not well - HE - was the main character of a serial film passing on tv some fifteen years ago that from a pen, some clothes peg and a little of bicarbonate was able to declare war to Pyong Yang from his canadian tent lost in Ohio or in some desertic place of Sahara. At the end of this soap-opera for masturbating engineers, that found theyr God in a blonde man with a cut of hair understandable in this television era just looking at some videos of George Michael before his solo-career in his group -The WHAM! - , Mc Gyver like a Buddha leaved a message to everybody in the planet : "Two people will come taking my place, they will be a girl and a boy, they will be skilled like me and using whatever tool with theyr volcanic creativity they will build up peace, eternal happyness and love through something I never used before, GRAPHIC DESIGN."
So, the people that still thinks that the end of the Cold War is just a vodka and hamburger trick made by some politicians is wrong. The words of Mac Gyver inspired HOPE in the soul of people around the globe, and hope generated a period that in the History Books is named " The Period of the Long Wait".
NOW, after nearly fifteen years from the end of the serial WE, Miss Queen Bee and Little Boy Unicorn - We - can reveal our real identities to the world and say that WE are the TWO chosen by Mac Gyver (now anymore Mac Gyver but Ananda Prem Karna Shempala - he is in India now teaching Peace and Love in a Jungle Ashram community near Poona), that appeared in front of us in his Spiritual Shape and told us the TRUTH concerning our real existence.
By steps, because HE is a Great Master of Life, HE told us to do the baggage and install a Graphic Agency in Vienna and spread his Love and Peace and Happyness and Whateverelse to the Mediatic World through the support of all the agencies that would help us. At the end, before disappearing, he just leaved this last sentence " Write Without Words".

So, now my dear graphic design agencies in Vienna, we are asking your support to follow the will of our Bright Master.

Sympatism in Suburbans

Week has been amazing. I travelled 200 kilometers from Helsinki to enjoy the golden silence of Finnish wild forests of Rusko village, but it seems that Cyberhippie has set wireless net over all Created Nature, and this action has made possible to continue skype negotiation between Rusko and Reggio Emilia.

With inspiration received from Firenze art clothes store, we have focused on preparing our "ugly t-shirt" -clothes project: "You are our New Testimonials ". Plan is that after arriving to Vienna, we attack with flyers to every household in the neighbourhood and ask population to take part on this social art campaign. We will write on the flyer our artist identity and our mission that is essentially "is there another option than to prostitute us?" After a so warm and astonishing welcome message, we will ask them to give us their old-used-not-too-ugly-we-are-not-miracle t-shirts and posing for a photo of our customizing t-shirts- campaign. These photos will accompany their ex t-shirts in the travel from our atelier to the shops in format 8x8 as advertisement with our logo on the back in the shops where we will be sold.

The date of this public collaborative celebration of giving and receiving will also be published soon in this blog. It means that this located action is open for all the public (all of U included).

1/3/07

1st of January- Sacrifice of Lentils & Carrots Pie to all the Protecting Gods


When I woke up -feet on the cold marble ground- the first day of this year, it was too late for having brakfast with His New Presence, and maybe also for dividing some kind of lunch and sharing some nice words; so for admitting my personal fault and beg my pardon to Him and correct my lazy start, I made with the remaining parts of a lentils mousse and what was inside the wok of some other cereal and vegetable stuff cooked the Previous Dead Year, a nice pie, and I offered it to the New Year Gods of The Bright New Year represented in the altar by some dozen of winged angel heads, a yellow Jesus, a clay Buddha with a hole in his hand for holding incense, some flying sheeps, two mexican skull heads and the black spiders shadows eating each other meaning the beautyfullness of natural symbiosis of life and death. A good beginning not? Someone could say that I had to do some noodles or springrolls or lasagne or pasta con melanzane alla parmiggiana or some spaghetti or a moussaka or a bottle of Pepsi or some of my nails or the nails of my brother or a nicer pie anyway, but it was the meaning of the gesture, not the pie itself -the important thing- I thought looking at the belly of Buddha that seemed to accepted my present as a very delicious thing. So, to everybody there reading our blog, our narration of what does it mean for us as - ensemble - moving to Vienna in a few days, starting and building up from nothing with as resources embodied in us love and creativity: We wish you a really olimpionic and spectacular year remembering You that a sword is useless in the hands of a coward.

12/30/06

To my courageous companion

When I whisper to your ear - the eyes yours closed that cannot see -
that in front of you there are the most beautyful things, beam.

Make that those beautyfull things when you'll open the eyes exist
- exist for real - even if I told you a moment before opening them - those your eyes -
to do seven circles around yourself and not waiste your time in this research.

- That all what I told you before was the verb of a stupid fool -

Believe in this foolishness then and from the moment you open them - these your new eyes -
look at how all is changed - even if same as before - and tell me once more of you, describe me
what I can't anymore remember and that - I could just for a moment of my life speak -
because able for a moment of my life

- to be free forever -

When I whisper to your ear - the eyes yours closed that cannot see -
that in front of you there are the most beautyful things, beam! - Beam in a smile of joy -

- Make that those beautyful things when you'll open the eyes exist -

- Exist one by one for real -

Even if I told you a moment before opening them
of taking the distance / / losing theyr traces / / and not looking for them / / and stop smiling - please don't - anymore.
- That all the things I told you were things that don't exist and ever existed before-

Believe for me in those things and wait for me then
and when you'll open once more - these your new eyes -

- Make that those beautyful things happen -

And look at you at how you are distant from before of all this happened- solved - even if same as before.
And tell me once more of you - tell me - tell me please what I cannot see anymore
- of this that I could just for a moment of my life speak -
because able for an instant of being free - for an instant- forever.

Hand connects to Brain, Brain connects to Hand

I had a sleepless nite and instead of counting sheeps, i counted euros. Emanuele called me and after 6 h skype-negotiation we gained new ideas for surviving. Also some old ideas became deepened.
DEEPENING PART:
1. "European" art magazine (4 times a year. Christmas issue includes bonus dvd with our own music). Consept of the mag is to introduce artists in one European capital. Firstly concentrating on Vienna, and presenting artists, who work in the same atelier than us. Next issue is about Helsinki or Paris. After publishing Viennian issue (with help of sponsors), we will introduce The concept to gallerists as a contemporary production from finnoitalianfrench editors. "The special approach" of the mag is under considering . I suggested seduction/erotic. Emanuele considered romantic pornography/rock stars from 80s.
2. We realized there is no use to print t-shirts. Instead we have to make a collection very specific and small and sew clothes ourselves. We also brainstormed a campaign "Used t-shirts". Idea is to collect old clothes, wash them, print ON them, pack them and RE-sell them in design package included a photo of the x-user of the item.
NEW IDEA PART:
3. To organize artistic "escort"-service, but Emanuele thought, that there might alreday exist more beautiful flowers (than us) waiting for their picking up. I changed the idea to make therapeutical ear rings from chocolade, those could become eaten by owners lover.
4. In Vienna, concretely, we will honour our first week for calling EVERY graphic design office to look for freelance work. Emanuele loves to talk in the telephone, and we planned to present us in exotic way "excuse-me, do u speak Italian, French or Finnish". We summed us as "ensemble", that is more than we could be without this symbiotic collaboration. Emanuele told me, that while he illustrates, ill make the computer lay-out/while he draws on the clothings, ill sew them/and when he is the Hand, i will be the Brain.

12/28/06

Red Shoes for Seducing Customers

Above is a photo of my new shoes I bought from Barcelona 19.12.2007. Right away, when i saw them in Zara, i knew, that these magical carpet shoes would help us receiving our goal. Concretely meaning to stay alive. After changing 35 euros for these shoes, i sent a message to Emanuele that as well as i am 5 years older than him, i will ALSO be 10 cm higher.

Clothes/magazines/Mr F as Creative Lifestyle

Emanuele told me today in messenger that he called to Mr F, who has been his ex-boss in fashion industry last year. Mr F may give us some little work to do in Vienna, but neather of us has a clue, what it could be. Because Emanuele honoured his time for our future surviving, I decided also to do something and i opened this blogsite. I list below results of our brainstorming before existance of this www-site about, how we plan to gain money in Vienna:

1. to design t-shirt -prints and make them look more than normal "everybody-makes-t-shirts" -prints. To promote our label we will use stickers during fashion weeks in Paris and Stockholm. To sell our product we will open "a shadow store" in our atelier and in internet.
2. to publish an issue of a magazine, who presents Viennian artists as rockstars. Gallerists will pay us for having advertising space.
3. we design a lecture serie / course about "Creative, International Lifestyle" and we will sell ourself to teach in Art University of Vienna.